I don't know what it is.
It doesn't know what it is.
All that I really know is..
And I am amazing.
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Now I know some people might think I'm a little bit fickle, maybe a little bit dramatic, maybe even a little bit gorgeous, but for some reason whenever someone says they don't like pesto, I take it a little bit too personally.
"What do you mean you don't like pesto? What's wrong with you? How dare you. NO I WON'T CALM DOWN. Next thing you'll be telling me that you don't like cheese..... WHAT!? GET OUT."
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Do you knows what's fun? The Eurovision.
Do you know what's more fun than the Eurovision? The Eurovision with alcohol.
Stir in a handful of inebriated trampoliners, soak in Lambrini, and sprinkle with drinking games.
What do you get? A recipe for success.
And a hangover.
Monday, April 22, 2013
Welcome to another installment of "Liam complains about things." This week we'll be discussing how hard it is to be healthy.
First on the list, why are all the healthy things so ridiculously expensive?
Wait! Don't go! Don't leave yet, I promise to give you brownies if you stay... and hugs.. and wine.